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bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
by Shefun April 23, 2006
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crumbs

What you say if you want to say crap, but you're in polite company and know you oughtn't
*drops plate of scones* Oh cra... Uh, I mean crumbs...
by shoreditch.vampire November 25, 2007
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cubs

The vastly superior Chicago baseball team.
a lineup with:
1b Derek Lee
2b Todd Walker
3b Aramis Ramirez
ss Ronny Cedeno
LF Matt Murton
CF Juan Pierre
RF Jacque Jones
The Cubs went 98 years without a world series win, I am sure glad it didn't reach 100.
by yeayea April 21, 2006
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cumbacker

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.
Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.
by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005
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Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?
by pollyumanana August 5, 2012
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Cubsession

The term is derived from the words 'cubs' and 'obsession'. It describes the obsession that Chicago White Sox fans with all things relating to the Chicago Cubs.

Most White Sox "fans" have this cubsession due to an inferiority complex, often times stemming from having grown up or living on the southside, which is obviously the shitty part of town. Also feeding into the cubsession is the fact that many of the cubsessed waste their money paying union dues, while their bosses, who don't throw away money to unions, often get to take the afternoon off to go to Cubs games.

Some felt that the Cubsesion would have ended after a fluke occurance couple years back, but they were sadly mistaken.
These idiot Sox fans worry more about the Cub than they do about their supposed favorite team. They suffer from a serious cubsession.
by MaxPower525 November 2, 2008
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Chicago Cubs

1. A Major League Baseball team from Chicago, Illinois. (n)
2. A team that has not won the World Series since 1908. (n)
3. A team that blames their misfortunes on a goat. (n)
4. A team that blamed a 2003 Game 6 loss on a fan rather than their manager and players. (n)
5. A team whose fans think that they will win the World Series before the season begins, but loses their thinking after they see their team on the bottom of the division 10 days after the season starts. (n)
6. A team whose fans do not know the game of baseball, but attend games to get intoxicated. (n)
-The Chicago Cubs fans screamed their rallying cry: "maybe next year"
-A Chicago Cubs fan ordered another beer and asked a fellow game attendee what the score was.
by Johan S April 15, 2007
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