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by Badgercumdumster6969 December 8, 2016
Get the badger cum dumpstermug. A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017
Get the Cum dumpster slut nuggetmug. When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishes…
Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....
by Ricky Fitts January 25, 2019
Get the Green Chile Cum Dumpstermug. a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.
Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.
by Kristin's Pimp March 16, 2010
Get the cock gobbler cum dumpstermug. by Badass Texan April 1, 2011
Get the Cock-loving-cum-dumpstermug.