by envai March 28, 2016
crystal is generally a bitch! if you see her around she will give you greasy's but once you get to know her she is very nice and a terrific friend. shes loud and super trustworthy. not only is she hot af and gets heaps of guys, she always gets dumped. for those who don't like her they would suffer seriously bitchy looks and get spoken shit about, so remember be nice to crystal!
"crystal is a bitch!"
by husbubwudb May 16, 2019
An Amazing name for a little girl. Beautiful and caring. Loves animals, creative, pretty, cool, arts!!
You would for sure want to be her friend. Without her, you would need a girl to be able to make a lot of jokes.
You would for sure want to be her friend. Without her, you would need a girl to be able to make a lot of jokes.
Talker 1
Omg wow!! Who is that new girl over there? She is sooo pretty.
Talker 2
Oh yay she's Crystal!!
Omg wow!! Who is that new girl over there? She is sooo pretty.
Talker 2
Oh yay she's Crystal!!
by CrystalChen January 30, 2018
Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020
A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.
by whatadickhead August 22, 2016
Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone
by CognitiveFuel December 07, 2022
Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)
by danamontana December 05, 2019