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Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.
“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”
by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021
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crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021
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crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch

Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird
by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021
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crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.
Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!
by quimb December 31, 2021
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crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.
Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.
by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022
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crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
by PhatPig January 30, 2023
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water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.
by varunvora December 1, 2016
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