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Honk chonch

Holy shit I’m so gay want me to honk your chonch.

Hey man I’m about to honk chonch.
by Koala kid March 11, 2020
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monch the conch

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.
Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?
by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022
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Magic conch

between a woman’s legs, her vagina.
He wants a piece of this magic conch !!
by tko2jks September 28, 2019
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conching

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008
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Conchetta

Conchetta is a very rare name and one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Conchetta's are friendly, funny, trustworthy, loveable, pretty no they're beautiful, gorgeous, have pretty hair and a beautiful smile. The sound of their laughter is very unique and every time you hear her laugh you just want to laugh too, because this is one of the best sounds you'll ever get to hear. Conchetta's have a beautiful skin, it's just perfect. They have a beautiful body and a good style how they dress themselves. They are very ambitious, talented, smart and honest. If you have a conchetta as a best or good friend do everything to keep her because it is going to be one of the best things in your live that ever happens to you.

You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.

She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.
A: Oh my gosh she is gorgeous!! Who is she ?

B: Well she's pretty and clever it must me a conchetta.
by Bcjana July 12, 2016
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concharge

It means that your too lazy to say "I am in control." or " i am in charge" so therefor you combine the two.
Teacher-"Excuse me i thought i was in concharge of the situation."
by EmilyRose May 18, 2005
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Conch Pussy

A woman possessing a deep spiraled vaginal canal sometimes due to deformites of the uterus.
Jim met a young lady down in Key West a few years ago having such a vagina and discribed her conch pussy in great detail. Reflecting upon this affair, he remarked that it reminded him of making love to an empty conch shell.
by J. R. Parker June 30, 2008
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