croissaulted

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!

by CroissantGod December 30, 2017

crisanthian

Another word for beautiful just like a girl's name is CRISANTHIAN.

Crisanthian is a beautiful person.

by K'Dynce October 29, 2019

crollssant

Amazing artist and an awesome creator

Do you like crollssant’s work?
Yes

by lllala March 29, 2021

CROSSIANT

it was a big meme that died

AHHH YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROSSIANT

by Evaaaaa123432 October 28, 2019

Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019

Crisanto

Crisanto is the PERFECT middle name they have the BIGGEST penis and he always gets first place in Kahoot is a D1 athlete with 99% of his body weight being his muscles. Everyone loves him and whoever looks at him immediately burn up eyes because of how hot he is.

That guy is so perfect I bet his middle name is Crisanto

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Crossiant

A food that the british eat and pronounce weirdly

Oh look theres a crossiant or should i say cwasont

by Thecontrector May 17, 2020