Coaked

A type of skateboard grind

Hey I just coaked that ledge

by Coaked November 6, 2016

Crooked as a fox

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.

Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox

by King Jan Sobietski June 18, 2018

Crookedry

To practice the art of being a crook during an election year. The democrats invented it but a couple of gangsters show up and showed them how it’s really done.

Don Q and the DOD pulled off a lot of crookedry during the 2018 midterms with the help of Chase Bank!

by Chase Bank October 26, 2018

crooked little heart

Crooked little heart

An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.

“You got a crooked little heart!”

“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On

by Sam Kenzy March 12, 2019

Crooked

When someone looks weird; acts weird

See that girl over there she a crooked bitch.

by Barbra and Allie August 18, 2019

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

Rusty Croaker

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.

I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.

by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018