by sarah March 01, 2004
When a man with a mustache rubs his stash on the inside of a womans ass crack while eating jelly from her anal cavity
Last night my boyfriend gave me a crispy frizzle! I couldn't stop laughing when my husband said I smell like raspberries
by Ribzy October 24, 2010
When a someone maturbates and their cum will dry on their pubic hairs, the hair will then become hard or stiff. After the crispy bush phase is complete, you can rub your finger on your pubic hairs and white flakes will come off
by Crispy Camelz April 12, 2015
(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.
(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…
Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…
Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!
by M. C. Gutierrez January 07, 2015
I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
by Lance Mayion August 16, 2017
by Crispy asian February 19, 2018
by Mr. 505 June 22, 2016