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crippled simp

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.
by Katias98 March 7, 2022
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Crippling Stank

When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.
by Highschool DxD November 21, 2017
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Crippling depression

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.
-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.
by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021
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crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
by massterblaster December 16, 2013
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Boner Crippled

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"
by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016
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cripple hot

1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.
When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.
by mixi September 7, 2005
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