Tax Credit

An employed individual that’s so mentally slow the government issues wage reimbursements to employers for hiring them.

Hey boss! What do you need KM
The new guy is a Tax Credit!

by Johnny B OX January 6, 2022

boob credits

Points in which you receive after hitting birds out of the sky with a UAV to which later you can view uncensored breasts of sorority girls.

Must of used up all our boob credits, lets go hit more birds to get more.

by Breakfastclub36 July 27, 2016

God credits

Doing sonething nice for other's even when you don't want too.

Mo: Dang Karen, I don't want to be here on a Friday night.

Karen: yeah Mo, but you are gettin' God credits for this.

by Mommy moneycakes December 2, 2016

Corona credit

Passing a class thanks to Covid-19

I wouldn’t have passed geometry or the regents if not for the Corona credit.

by N0n-3xistent February 10, 2022

credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010

Credit Hiked

Credit hiked is when somebody steals your credit when you did something right or when you deserve credit.

"Jo man, that dick credit hiked me man! Not cool"

by JiggaStar August 22, 2009

credit burner

Some1 who forces you waste your phone credit by being as unhelpful as possible

They just text back and didn't answer my question, i've gotta text them again now, (credit burner)

"What? Just answer my question ya credit burner"

by keito July 12, 2007