thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

COVID-gut

An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.

Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.

Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.

by Case580 July 27, 2020

Covid chow

When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.

Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!

by Aj36mason October 13, 2021

Covid Hippie

A non-political stance initially resulting from COVID-19 shutdowns. Many people have gone long enough without a haircut to have eclipsed the "awkward stage" completely. A Covid Hippie is virtually identical to the original hippies except that they are simply a victim of circumstances.

Hey Jim, is that guy a hippie or just another slacker Covid Hippie?
To which Jim replied, "I don't think he's a real hippie. He looks baked, but no tie dye yet wearing a mask. Tough call, but I'm pretty sure he's just another Covid Hippie."

by Ducks in formation June 22, 2020

Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!

by some_human April 23, 2020

Covid Flow

Referring to grown out hair, typically by a male who used to work at an office with a clean cut a hair cut, pre Covid.

Now that he works from home exclusively on zoom, has time has come to grow the Covid Flow

by Simon Dude April 11, 2021