thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020

COVID Style

COVID Style is a modification of doggy style designed to stop the spread of COVID-19 and flatten the curve while also busting a well-needed nut. COVID Style is the sexual act between partners where both the guy and girl wear hazmat suits, N95 masks, and the male hits it from behind in doggy style. COVID style not only provides intense pleasure, but stops the spread and protects the human race from the novel corona virus.

Hey, Chad did you hook up with Jenny last night? Our buddy Brad told me that you smashed Jenny COVID Style.

by Chad Black May 20, 2020

COVID-gut

An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.

Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.

Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.

by Case580 July 27, 2020

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

Fuck Covid!

The content of a popular bumper sticker during Covid-19 Pandemic times.

I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

Covid chow

When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.

Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!

by Aj36mason October 13, 2021

Covid Flow

Referring to grown out hair, typically by a male who used to work at an office with a clean cut a hair cut, pre Covid.

Now that he works from home exclusively on zoom, has time has come to grow the Covid Flow

by Simon Dude April 11, 2021