How Could Hell Be Any Worse?

One of the best punk albums of all time, by the legends that are Bad Religion

The final page is written in the books of history.

-Part III

How Could Hell Be Any Worse?

by the numbers game October 22, 2008

I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

by smartman418 November 9, 2011

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005

HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US

ITS A NF SONG WHY ARE YOU searching it up in urbandictionary

mom:bye bye

NF:How could you leave us

by im very very easy September 23, 2019

Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.

"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"

by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

by cascade? September 22, 2023