bald cooter

Hairless vagina

My girl has a bald cooter.. I love that shit

by alguttergato February 18, 2014

Dirty cooter

All these Wallkill bitches.

She them basic ass hoes over there?

Yup, they some dirty cooters

by Lilbabypeep05 February 6, 2019

cooter boy

Derogatory phrase that refers to a boy who has a vagina

“Wouldn’t you like to know, cooter boy”

by Phucbitches March 23, 2021

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

cold cooter

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

by matt36210 July 4, 2005

juicy cooter

Another name for the popular store, Juicy Coutre.

Hey mom, can we please go shopping at the Juicy Cooter today?

by Aphik December 30, 2009

cooter punch

To hit a females ovaries/front vagina area. you are not actually punching the baby box. It is usually done with one arm extented fully with a fist, the other covering the attackers genitals.(Just incase the victim counters).

Usually starts with a group of crazy females, and ends with all of them covering thier genitals, hunched over, in pain, and very jumpy.

Causes:
spontanious.
something exremely stupid/insulting was said by the female.

Reactions:
crying.
screaming.
getting that bitch back.

She just cooter punched me so bad, I think I'm infertile.

by Menou. May 10, 2006