by birrel May 5, 2023
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The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.
Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.
Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.
Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.
Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.
Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.
Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
by K.A.E July 18, 2023
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The actions of coons (black people/aboriginals) who are up to no good, most notable theft, robbery, vandalism, assault and petrol sniffing.
man #1: "Check out that boong on the side of road tagging a poor bloke's Mercedez"
man #2: "No shit? Absolute coonery if you ask me"
man #2: "No shit? Absolute coonery if you ask me"
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Get the Cooker mug.A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.
by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024
Get the Cooker mug.Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.
by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024
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Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"
Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"
Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"
Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"
Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"
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