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convection oven

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.
I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.
by cluf February 23, 2010
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Mutual Concession

Mutual concession is an act of giving up one's own possessions, interests, rights, comfort or stuffs like that just to foster cooperation among two or more persons and to sustain the already existing relationship. -Emeasoba George
Mutual concession is synonymous with give-and-take.
by Emeasoba George July 8, 2018
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mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.
you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.
by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011
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dashboard confessional

Thee talk you have with a person you're dating while in the car. Instead of looking them deep into their eyes to spill all, you speak at the windshield-dashboard area and exit the stopped vehicle.
"Sherrie drove me home after the movie on date #3. I gave her the dashboard confessional and bounced."
by 'los with the most April 28, 2006
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dashboard confessional

a band that writes music on subjects that inspire them.

um, like any other musician/band in this world?

and for the people that say the bandmembers from dashboard cuts their wrist, wears all black, and paints their nail black, please pay closer to attention next time because NONE of them are ANYTHING like that.

besides whats this "emo" thing about anyways?
its music for petes sake, and jsut let us listen to our music and well let you listen to your music. mmkay?
dashboard confessional is a band, like any other band. writes lyrics based on inspirations and events. like ANYY other band. wake up people
by fcbtim July 16, 2008
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dashboard confessional

A truly amazing band in my opinion. They're basically acoustic emo.

For you people that bash Dashboard Confessional, you do have the right. Because if we took away your right to express your opinion, we'd have to take away ours to make it fair.
Although I think it is better to just not listen to the music if you don't like it than to bash it, you have the right to say whatever you want.

Yes, Dashboard Confessional has very sad, depressing lyrics,
But that's because he wrote them while his heart was broken.
People listen to sad music because alot of times it reminds them of good times that they've lost.
So yep, that pretty much explains it. I like Dashboard Confessional.
by Rik Jones July 11, 2006
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anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.
Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!
by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004
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