Connor is Gay

We all know that one guy named Connor. You know, the one that is always annoying you and trying to act cool? Yeah, well it turns out that friend is gay. Yep, all Connor's are gay. Except of course for our lord and savior Conor Mcgregor.

Dude, did you know that Connor is gay?
Yeah dude, everyone knows that. His name is Connor bro.

by memegoddess696969696969 June 3, 2018

connipted

Unreasonably angry, typically over a trivial incident; to be in the throes of a conniption. Similar to "in a snit" or "ticked off" but with less gravitas (than the latter, especially).

Can you believe it? Dude got all connipted because I said I thought the The Matrix was overrated.

by bungadiri July 31, 2008

Conneryism

When a person relates a quote or emulates the accent from the actor Sean Connery.

Person A -- I don't know if I can ace this quiz or not...

Person B -- (in Sean Connery's accent) Losers always whine about doing their 'best'; winners just go home and f*ck the prom queen.

Person A -- Fine. No need to use a Conneryism to get your point across...

by Oryon007 January 16, 2011

Connie Dukes

Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.

Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"

by shart44077 December 12, 2012

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

Connan

Connan is a charming, tall, charismatic and cool man. He has a unique, impeccable style, which makes all the girls swoon. A Connan’s dick is always at least 7 inches long when soft and can grow to be the size of a small giraffe neck when erect.

Joe: “You see Connan? He called me a baghead and I felt honoured,”

Nat: “I saw Connan’s dick and I think I’m going back from black,”

by lilconn March 5, 2021

Sean Connery

1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.

2. A character on Saturday Night Live who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.

1. "Have you seen Sean Connery's latest film?"

"Dude, he's been retired for like ten years."

2. Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for 800"

Alex Trebek: "That says 'Therapists'!"

by The Man Down the Way August 13, 2011