(noun) A very fun class offered to high school students in which you learn how to create computer programs. You learn how a computer works, and how to tell a computer to make your life easier. You also learn how programmers create video games. Much of the year is spent playing Warcraft III or Starcraft, instead of coding, as most of your classmates have a vast knowledge of Java, C++ and HTML already and just take the class as a break or as college credit. The AP test in computer science consists of meaningless, non-applicable multiple choice questions that account for 50% of your score, while the other 50% actually tests your knowledge of java, but writing prgrams that no one would use in the real world.
"So how's your AP Computer Science class?"
"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"
"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"
by samuraichikx June 6, 2009
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Greta: I wish I wasn't a cheerleader.
Farrah: Ugh, you're just saying that because you're nervous for tomorrow's competish.
Dirk: Hey man, look at that guy doing three-pointers over there.
Nigel: Psssh, tough competish.
Barb: I totally think she should've won america's next top idolized champion contender bachelorette.
Kemp: Well, what can we do? This year's competish was cutthroat.
Farrah: Ugh, you're just saying that because you're nervous for tomorrow's competish.
Dirk: Hey man, look at that guy doing three-pointers over there.
Nigel: Psssh, tough competish.
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Kemp: Well, what can we do? This year's competish was cutthroat.
by i love second hand smoke May 13, 2005
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Get the Ok Computer mug.A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.
The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”
Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”
Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.
Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
by ralph2k August 21, 2006
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Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."
by Nicholas D May 8, 2009
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1. "Until I find a righteous one, Computer Blue." ~Prince
2."Dude, Zac just showed up with a LOT of cocaine."
"Fuck that, I'm not staying at a party with Zacs' sketch ass. Computer Blue, bro."
3. "Oh hey, thanks for buying my ticket! Is it cool if the guy I really like, and forgot to mention, comes along?"
"Sure, in fact, he can have my ticket. I'll do something that doesn't involve your face. Computer Blue, bitch."
2."Dude, Zac just showed up with a LOT of cocaine."
"Fuck that, I'm not staying at a party with Zacs' sketch ass. Computer Blue, bro."
3. "Oh hey, thanks for buying my ticket! Is it cool if the guy I really like, and forgot to mention, comes along?"
"Sure, in fact, he can have my ticket. I'll do something that doesn't involve your face. Computer Blue, bitch."
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