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Coldplayed

The act of being exposed doing something you shouldn't be doing, or to be seen with the wrong person at the wrong time.
Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 60,000,
but boy, was he coldplayed.
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Coldplayed

The state of being caught at the wrong place, at the wrong time with the wrong person.
The CEO and head of HR got coldplayed at the concert.
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Coldplay

A British alternative rock band that became famous in the early 2000s, and have since written several major hits. Most notably Fix You, Clocks, Paradise and Yellow. They still release new music as of 2022 and have collaborated with The Chainsmokers, Rihanna, and most recently BTS. The lyrics of Coldplay's songs often have very personal meaning to the artists, often talking about relationships, emotion and the beauty of the world.
'When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse'

Lyrics of 'Fix You' by Coldplay
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ColdPlayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
Steve got coldplayed by his wife whilst at the ball game.
by Baron VonSchnitzel July 21, 2025
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Coldplayed

Coldplayed (verb, past tense)
/ˈkəʊldˌpleɪd/

1. To be dramatically and publicly exposed while engaged in a secret romantic affair, especially when both parties are married to other people.
“They thought no one would notice the midweek getaway, until they got coldplayed in a concert.”
by PhD Bacon July 20, 2025
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coldplayed

Getting exposed cheating at a major concert. Double points if it's called out by the artist/band. Triple points if it's called out by the band Coldplay.
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was coldplayed with Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert.
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Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.
Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!
by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025
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