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coach zero

Possibly one of the worst head football coaches in the history of the SEC. A fool who can sink a football program faster than anyone else humanly possible. Better know as Ed Orgeron, current coach of the Ole Miss Rebels who has basically ran off every quality player and many fans. Love child offspring of Rob K. and Petey B.
coach zero don't know shit about FOOTBAW
by wsky77 November 19, 2007
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Coach Pluta

Coach Pluta is another word for "badass" or "Jesus". He is usually very respected and can run at up to 60 miles per hour. He holds the record for holding the most records in Guiness World Records Book and due to popular belief, he can move objects with his mind. To summarize, he's an all around beast.
Coach Pluta can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Coach Pluta never sleeps, he's dormant like a volcano.
by CoachPlutaisatnk December 16, 2011
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Chlacony

Chlacony = Chloe, Jack & Tony
Chlacony is OT3
by Dessler January 28, 2009
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coach lostracco

A long time coach at Angleton high school. Standing at 4' 11" tall and 250 pounds, Coach lostracco is at the end of every rainbow. You know this troll looking man, if youve taken health, or played baseball and football.
"Damn is that a rainbow" "Yea, man we better watch out, remember coach lostracco?"
by Angleton Times November 19, 2019
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cocacolastic

Fantastic contains Fanta, so there are cocacolastic, which contains Cocacola
you are cocacolastic
by cocacolastic November 15, 2022
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cloaca

Person 1: Man i wanna fuck a bird in its pussy

Person 2: You mean its cloaca?
by clover da goblin September 12, 2020
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Life-coach syndrom

Life-coach syndroom- term used to describe a common condition some people suffer due to involving themselves in all kinds of self-improvement seminars, buying loads of crap books, full of catchy, commercialized terms and display their syndrom while talking to others by constantly reffering to read advices and calling upon motivational phrases.

coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.

The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.

Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable
This sexually frustrated guy from the local company passed by for cup of tea, bullshitting about responsibility you got to take for your life. Right, his tax debt is due, car broke down, wife hooking up with any random guy at her work. Now he is playing for a life saver that himself can't swim. His dicking around is clearly Life-coach syndrom
by cantelini September 28, 2009
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