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cohen

cohen alger is a stupid fat incel who is always angry that he has no bitches and he is also a very big zoophile
Matt: yo is that cohen over there
Bryant: omg cohen is such a incel
by JONK the epic March 31, 2022
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Dirty Cohen

When you jizz up her nose and proceeded to ask her if she needs a tissue
Don: You won't believe what Sarah let me do last night.

Charles: Well what did you do?

Don: I gave her a Dirty Cohen.
by Wh0amI4 May 9, 2022
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Cohen Hewitt

Cohen wow where do I begin I met this young man a couple years back and wow what a person he is. The moment we made eye contact I simply blushed and I felt such a conection looking at him in his eyes.... his olive skin tall frame and handsome face he's every girls dream including mine. I'll watched this handsome man grow from a small boy to a man and I crush on him silently. Cohen is very nonchalant and I went to one of his football games without him knowing. I watched him score a hat trick every goal zero celebration...how? was this just such a normal thing for him I can't believe someone so sexy handsome and well spoken was single?... is he gay private about his relationship it just seems impossible for such a person so atrrative to be single. every day I wish to call him mine.
Cohen Hewitt a extremely attractive person translated from Greek to English I think
by sillybillyxoxoxo March 24, 2025
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harrison cohen

An air vent when it raises like a cheeseburger in the morning rain.
I did not enjoy fixing Harrison cohen this morning when the sun was setting
by Wet mush February 10, 2022
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Cohen

The best guy ever, makes sex jokes a lot will make you laugh:) you will probably fall in love with him, Once you find yourself a Cohen, your life will be complete ;)
"Wow he’s definitely a Cohen." "Oh, that’s my friend Cohen,you will probably like him too."
by Ana/Ax3-le April 6, 2022
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Sacha Baron Cohen Penis

A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.
Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025
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