Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.

Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!

by Half As Funny February 27, 2023

Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.

We do not condome underage drinking.

by Jackster404 March 3, 2023

Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist

Cocomelon

by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023

Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Cocomelon

Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.

Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:

1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.

Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

Coomer de les

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)

Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!

by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023

cocomelon

A nightmare created by children, and liked by children.

Kid: CocomElON!!!! yeeee
Parents: Ah shit, here we go again.

by NotANormalPerson July 30, 2023