cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

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cockapotimus

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.

WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus

by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009

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cockwadge

A term coined to define a person who is capable of exceeding all expectations of being a cock.

now tell me i didnt coin the word cockwadge, cockwadge...

by BB Smizzle April 25, 2008

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Cockwaffle

Sticking your dick in a Belgian Waffle iron and slamming it down as hard as possible

My girl was horny, but I had work to do so I used the old cockwaffle trick

by Normbot13 June 17, 2017

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Cockwaffle

what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.

Or,

Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.

Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.

"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.

Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"

"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."

by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009

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