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Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.
Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.
by motorbiking November 22, 2010
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Cloth baby

Young KKK member born by cumming inside of a T-shirt and incubating it for nine months.
Wow look it’s a cloth baby.
by LittleCuhBlackBoi September 1, 2017
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Clothes-on love

A feeling of attraction towards someone whom you would never want to see naked.
I am in clothes-on love with Jamie Bell. He is adorable, but since I am a lesbian I do not want to even see him shirtless.

or

I may be a straight guy, but I could see myself in a relationship with Ewan McGregor. Our clothes-on love could transcend all obstacles.
by ShoeMask November 18, 2010
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loin cloth

A Cloth covering a mans genital region. Usually made of animal skin. Loin Cloths are close to pointless because they are lacking a back.
" Woah check out that guys sweet loin cloth"
" Gross"
by StephanieAlex April 2, 2006
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Loin Clothing

When, mid-afternoon, your underpants lose all elasticity and hold, and hang lifeless like a loin cloth.
Its only 1pm and I am already Loin Clothing, my left ball is stuck to my leg. I'm 'picking a winner' every 5 minutes.
by Andross1978 April 24, 2009
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love clothes

The clothes one wears the following morning after an evening's lovemaking/sex, usually retrieved from the floor.
She found her tousled blouse laying on the top stair and yanked it over head. Then, she slipped her black thong into the back pocket of her faded jeans as she slid them over her hips. Clutching her pumps, she quietly slid out the door into the sunrise dressed in her love clothes.
by oldsurfdog April 10, 2009
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scene clothes

scene clothes are usually worn by scene people.

scene girl: usually skinny jeans with flats. scene girls also wear tight band t's. scene girls also wear girly shirts with stripes, polka dots, or hearts. they will also wear a tight guyish shirt under there girly shirt to make it more scene.

scene guy: usually wear girl jeans. they wear tight band t's. and they just look scene with usually not trying to look any specific way.
scene girl: lykk i'm totally crushing on that scene guy. he is totally not trying to be scene with his scene clothes he is rad.

scene guy: she is cute with her scene clothes. she was tottaly trying.
by .BREAKDANCE. October 20, 2006
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