clay center

Also known as Meth Center of Kansas. Population is dominated by old fuckers and meth heads on bmx bikes. Also like abilene with hicks

Man 1: Dude I need drugs
Dude: Just go to Clay Center and you will find some.

by Youalreadyknow1334 February 20, 2018

clay

A guy who simply just needs to listen to the tapes but takes drastically too long

"Clay, you're the slowest one yet...What is taking you so long?"

by TROPHYEYES April 12, 2017

claymores

similar to grenades(ugly fat chicks) or land mines(skinny ugly chicks). these girls are cute from behind but once they turn around or you get to close them you notice there ugly and its too late.

She had a nice ass.. but when she turn around i couldn't say the same for her face..damn claymores got me again

by alejandro bueno August 23, 2010

Clay Aikens

clay like poop that when it comes out it really aikens your butt hole

I ate a lot of pizza for dinner and later that night I had the worst case of clay aikens

by Broshack October 23, 2005

Clay Goodman

Clay is the most annoying boy in the world. He makes us want to hit him and throw up on him. He is distracting, revolting, disturbing, annoying, weird, mean, and destructive.

Clay Goodman is Dennis the Menace all grown up.

by ANONYMOUS00000 January 15, 2008

claymaker

An American football term for the act of hitting the opposing quarterback so hard the he is either: A.) physically unable to return to the game. or B.)So terrified of being hit again that he is unwilling to return to the field.

Made popular by Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers.

Fan #1: Holy shit dude, did you just see how hard he just hit Jay Cutler, there are body parts everywhere?

Fan #2: Yea he's done, that was definitely a Claymaker.

by skgutt January 18, 2011

Claymonster

A resident of Claymon, DE. Usually has a chip on his/her shoulder, especially when it comes to being associated solely with crackwhores, welfare recipients, and other undesirables just because there are a few in his/her hometown. They are a rowdy bunch so approach with caution. When they tell people they're from Claymont it is typically followed by an "ooh, hmm" as if the person asking has just realized they should be a bit wary. The Claymonster likes that. Regardless of the stigma surrounding them, most become successful, upstanding citizens, but they'll still whoop your ass.

1. Me and my boys were getting a little mouthy until a group of claymonsters shut them for us.

2. So a claymonster, ooh, hmm?

3. Don't piss them off.....claymonsters.

4. A claymonster, huh boy? Turn around and put your hands on the hood and spread, 'em.

by Monty78 December 1, 2011