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Tiger Clause

A homosexual sex act designed to mimic the mating ritual of the siberian tiger. The "top" will insert himself into the "bottom" and lay on him, completely motionless, while ferociously biting about the ear and neck of the "bottom".
"I got the tiger clause from John Doe last night and had to call out from work today."
by Casey Bh20town September 30, 2009
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cruise-clause

1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to fuck someone cause you know you'll never see them again.

2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
1. I almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.

3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
by f'n vic February 5, 2010
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Jumbo Cluster Fuck

The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010
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shanty claus

These are the last words you will whisper to your dickhead party host. By uttering "Shanty Claus", you have just declared that you have hidden a small wrapped up nugget of a turd somewhere is his or her house.
Great party...oh...and by the way...Shanty Claus was here.
by Brohymn801 December 5, 2016
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White Cluster

A song by Opeth that is about how 2 lovers tragically die whenever the man was sentenced to death for marrying or at least try marrying his love, Melinda. The crowd stood there as they tie the noose and the lovers die.
Dude 1: So what you think about the song White Cluster
Dude 2: The song was epic but the meaning of it is kinda dramatic
Dude 1: I know right
by InsideTheReverie August 4, 2018
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Hozayin Clause

Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation.
P1: What did Shya get banned for?
P2: The Hozayin Clause
by Harsiim June 20, 2021
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Full Santa Clause

A sex act. Like a pearl necklace, only in the shape of a beard, and on three ho's.
Bro: I did a Full Santa Clause this year!
Dude: No way!
Bro: Yea. My girlfriend left because of it.
by Pseudonymmy December 9, 2010
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