Clarinetting

(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.

"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."

by FunnyjunkReposter September 13, 2012

Clarinetting

A sexual act, pertaining to the fallating of the penis, in which the fallatator blows down the urethra while firmly gripping the base. This only occurs at the end of an oral session before he finna bust that nut in order to increase stamina during sex.

Guy 1: So last night my girl was giving me head and I knew she wanted sex after .
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: Let's just say she was clarinetting at the end and I was all ready for round two.
Guy 2: What?

by MountainsOfMountains June 4, 2018

rusty clarinete

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.

the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Clarineting

The act of playing your clarinet, is usually implied to those who think a sheet of music has a BPM of 198, but alas has one of only 108

"Which funny story, for a long time I thought the beat was 198, but today I looked further at it, it was just a pencil mark and was actually 108" - E.W. Clarineting

by E.X.N.T. January 22, 2018

clarinetaphone

A Literal God Item, A Clarinet And Saxophone Combined, Able To Snipe The Us And China Out Of Existence. Anyone Playing One Of The Separate Instruments Has Access To It, It Has The Best Of Both Worlds, The Godly memory Of Clarinets, And Saxophone, Because Saxophone.

Dude, I Got A clarinetaphone, Guy 2: Noice, Play It. Guy 1: *Plays* Guy 2: Dies From Too Godly

by Your_Mom_LOL February 23, 2022

clarinetcorn

part of a female body stimulated when cockroaching. The clarinetcorn is similar to a penis only on a female. The clarinetcorn is located partly on the outer layer of skin and partly on the high inside of a vagina.

She wanted to whet her appetite for sex so she stimulated her clarinetcorn with an electric toothbrush in each hand working both outside and inside the female body.

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022

clarinette

The female version of Clarry.

" How you doing ( females name ) you clarinette, whats been going on "?

by Loowendle January 27, 2025