Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

clasterday

Portmanteau of "class" and "yesterday" meaning the previous meeting. "Clasterday" typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.

The professor gave us homework clasterday.
I missed clasterday, do you have the notes?

by nielrenned February 15, 2017

chapter 53

Read Blood Bank.

Man, that Yaoi was sick. Especially chapter 53.

by Don't judge me man August 21, 2017

Clatterbanging

The noise created by someone else in your residence, banging of pots and pans in the kitchen, etc. that wakes you up earlier than intended and way more annoyed than intended.

I think I would slit her throat this a.m. if it would give me back the 15 minutes of sleep I lost while she was clatterbanging in the kitchen with every light on!

by cunning2627 October 28, 2019

clitter clatter

Noun

1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a

cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.

2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.

"The jingle jangle of sweet clitter clatter."

by billebllunt May 8, 2014

clit clapper

When a woman farts and the gas travels up the taint through the folds of her vagina, all the way to her clit.

She was lying in bed when she suddenly passed some gas. Little did she know it was a clit clapper and it left her feeling awkward and slightly aroused.

by Shlocna March 31, 2016

Cleveland Clapper

A sexual act by nature (fetish) The Cleveland Clapper is the act of farting on someone’s chest during sexual intercourse.

Just as I was about to finish she stopped me, got on top and gave me a real Cleveland Clapper.

by ACalifornia January 9, 2018