Grub on the Chub

V. -To perform oral sex on a chubby-obese Female.

Greg: Dude... I'm not doing it.
Randy: You gotta Grub on the Chub if you want her to keep calling you back, bro.

by pynchen June 29, 2013

Chub Norris

A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.

My roommate is chub Norris. You’ll hear it pounding shortly.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

popping a chub

Sporting an erection

Who's popping a chub for some grub?

by Mac black January 8, 2014

chub chaser

Someone that is sexually attracted to overweight people.

Look at the whale Mark is dating, I didn't know he was a chub chaser.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

chub

a word that can be used in place of another word in any situation making the conversation hilarious knowing it means a semiboner.

person 1: Hey after quince practice, lets go to CHUB-IN-THE-BOX.
person 2: Nah nah nah, why not MC'CHUB? LOL lol rofl lmao lmfao baha huhahah hehe.

by polar chub December 30, 2009

chub

The chub of one's hand.. as in the muscly part of the bottom of one's palm

I'll chub the bastard- (hit one with one's chub of the hand)

by BenyB January 17, 2008

chub pearl

when the penis is aroused to the beginning of ejaculation, but unable to follow through, a semen "pearl" appears on the tip. This experience can range from pleasurable to quite painful, depending on the circumstance.

Man, Jennifer was working me the other night then her phone rang and she left me sitting there with a fuckin chub pearl.

by Ezra Lunde July 20, 2008