choker

A person who pratices autoerotic asphyxiation or paraphilia, a practice where someone temporarily cuts off their own air supply by means of a ligature or some other sort of self-asphyxiation device during sex or masturbation.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

Donkey choker

The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.

If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.

by Disto January 8, 2011

Chonger

A term to describe anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

Austin: "Just got a chonger sized sale!"
Austin: "What do you chongers want for lunch?"
Austin: "You better show up or else you are chongered."

by The SF Dragon July 18, 2018

Choker

A blow job blackbelt. Basically a kinky sluts badge of office.

(especially if its lace)

Steve: Did you see that girls choker? You know what that means bill.

by Yourdadsgaymom June 12, 2019

chokerbate

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.

Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."

by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008

Chodercycle

An advanced type of motorcycle produced in Germany that can only be operated by one with a chode. It's chode-only system is a good locking mechanism, thus a great vehicle for many.

See chode

Jeff: Dude, that guy has a huge chode.
Bob: Wow, you are right... He should get a chodercycle.
Jeff: It would be perfect for him.

by cheesapuffa July 9, 2009

Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 25, 2010