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Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008
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champangover

The special and different hangover that comes from drinking too much champagne. Usually involving a headache behind the eyes and sensitivity to smells.
Ughhh ... I had six glasses of Cristal at Tom and Katie's wedding and am suffering from a disgusting champangover this morning.
by kklondon June 11, 2007
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Tryna Chomp

1. Tryna Chomp? interrogative. A question used when trying to ascertain whether another member of your party is interesting in eating or going to eat.

2. Tryna Chomp! declarative. A statement used to convey the message to the others in your party, that you are hungry and willing to obtain food assuming at least one other member of your party is also willing. Sometimes followed by (1) to see if anyone else is willing.
1. Hey Jimmy. You tryna chomp?

2. Fuck man i got the munchies. I'm tryna chomp yo!
by ruskipatson91 June 10, 2009
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Chain Chomped

When a person gets a huge lovebite from a person with braces, looks like they got bit by a chain chomp of off Mario Kart.
Josh: Milkyface got chain chomped!
by dingleberrywell March 17, 2010
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University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

the institution of higher education, straddling the towns of Champaign and Urbana, IL, that is secretly controlled by the Coca-Cola conglomerate.
The soda machines at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign are only filled with Coke products.
by beausourire522 November 30, 2004
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chompalompalus

A very sweet housewife, provider of many, great cook, great cleaner,amazing singer, and good poetical look of life
Jamie is the first and original chompalompalus
by Hb28 June 17, 2017
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Champagne-os

Those who enjoy the consumption of champange to the extent of your typical wino.
I never drink champagne.
Oh really? We are total champagne-os.
by buble girls February 14, 2010
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