An establishment featuring private booths with adult video footage in which people gratify themselves.
It's amazing that with the prevalence of internet porn, people still pay money to get off in that choke hut.
by sweet meat dd March 28, 2010
1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
by mr hankie June 14, 2006
by Larry May 17, 2003
a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.
"Here comes a gila choke!"
by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom October 18, 2007
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 01, 2019
heroically fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved
by Sheldon J. Bynarman March 02, 2010
I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?
by Lord Cohliani April 23, 2018