choke hut

An establishment featuring private booths with adult video footage in which people gratify themselves.
It's amazing that with the prevalence of internet porn, people still pay money to get off in that choke hut.
by sweet meat dd March 28, 2010
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choke a donkey

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II
by mr hankie June 14, 2006
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gila choke

a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.
"Here comes a gila choke!"
by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom October 18, 2007
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Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 01, 2019
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Choking Bone

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2018
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saga choke

heroically fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved
Steve: "How about that Iraq post-war strategy?"

Collin: "Saga choke!"
by Sheldon J. Bynarman March 02, 2010
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