Californian Snake Charmer.

Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.

(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').

yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'

by paul_styles November 14, 2010

Snake Charmer

A snake charmer is a man who is gay.

John: Are you gay?
Michael: Yes.
John: I knew you were a snake charmer!
Michael: Screw You!

by Kaheem E. September 16, 2005

charmer

A charmer is an unexpected strong scream, always freaking the crap out of the person receiving the charmer, and usually in the form of the sound "WAOW!". Charmer is a misnomer, since the scream isn't charming at all, just weird and obnoxious. Featured in the song, "Charmer", by Kings of Leon.

Tim: "So yesterday, at school, I was talking to-"
Holden: "WAOW!"
Tim: "Shit! Stop it with the charmers!"

by That_One_BV_Guy June 13, 2009

Charted

The act of releasing gases so ungodly and so putrid that everything which makes contact becomes a charred mess.

Man 1: You remember Hiroshima right?
Man 2: ...no way... NO WAY, DUDE!
Man 1: Yep. I charted.

by Justone Tortuga October 9, 2008

Snake Charmer

When a guys get random boners through out the day at inappropriate times

Did You see Aj at the park? He is such a snake charmer

by Kit_Katz November 18, 2016

Guilty as charged

The phrase; 'guilty as charged', is used when admitting to something done whilst inebriated, provoked by the use of narcotics such as weed, mcat etc...

this expression comes from the word charged, the context is pretty self explanatory

"dude i don't believe you told her she was a milf to her face!"
"guilty as charged ;)"

"so you porked sophie last night?!"
"can't deny it! guilty as charged man!"

by Daley-you're-a-cunt January 19, 2010

charged

to be drunk as a fuck

he is yacking everywhere,how charged is he?

by Anonymous August 23, 2003