mechanic/ changing the oil

The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil

We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil

by aodhan18 April 14, 2010

Cranking

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

chalking the pool stick

A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.

Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?

Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.

Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!

by FloppyHeadedNerfHerder1 January 11, 2014

Chinking

1. The act of prioritizing academic work overthe attendance at social gatherings/ parties. See Synonym: Schoolboy bitch.

2. The act of being extremely frugal

Neil: "It's Friday! Let's go out and have some fun!"
Rob: "I don't know man... I am prolly gonna head to the library to do some work"
Max: "Wow...you've lived there the past week. Lay off the chinking."

by TrollNation October 21, 2011

cranking

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

by Phil McC September 17, 2008

Cranking

(1) Going out and having a big night, usually involving the heavy consumption of alcohol and/or illicit substances. Possibly originating from surfer boy slang. Used heavily in New Zealand.Synonomous with Raging.

(2)Using/Doing/Going to

(1) You cranking tonight? You should cos the girls are going out , and they've got this fit Argentine mate with massive cans

(2) You cranking that party/the rugby/that top

by Andy721 May 31, 2006

Chalking the Poolstick

When one individual is having sexual intercourse with another individual who is under the height of 5'.

And that the individual lifts the short individual onto the erect penis. It is called, chalking the pool-stick.

I was fucking this short girl last night, you could say I was chalking the poolstick.

by PowerSoldier December 31, 2016