cereal

a synonym of the word serious.

you guys! i'm super duper cereal!!

-al gore

by manbearpig May 10, 2006

the john cena

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"

josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

cereal

the international food of stoners

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal

by alan March 18, 2004

Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.

Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018

mexican cereal bowl

When you take a shit on the back of the toilet bowl in a shady gas station bathroom and leave it for the next person.

I had to shit so bad until I went into the bathroom and found a mexican cereal bowl.

by Nonename April 29, 2008

centaur

A man built like a male horse from the waist down.

I thought Johnny was a normal man until he took off his pants and I noticed he was a Centaur.

by mayamaya October 29, 2009

cereal booty

A booty that is so good and big that you can eat cereal out of it (even if it falls in the anus then you would still eat it)
(:

Damn Tyrone, that girl had a cereal booty.

by Cerealeater69 June 21, 2017