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Going Caveman 

The act of becoming extremely unmotivated in your appearance after smoking lots of weed. This usually includes but is not limited to growing your hair out long and having a full beard.
Jimmy: "damn bro why you look like that"

Hernandez: "man i've been smoking so much I've just been Going Caveman"

Jimmy: " -__- Cut your fucking hair"
Going Caveman by @Real_KDeVante February 5, 2012

The Caveman 

When you are banging a chick doggystyle and in the process you reach to the side or under your bed and pull out an object (club, bat etc...)and club her in the back of the head (after you knock her out) you have to hold her by her hair so that you can finish.
I cavemaned my girl and I ended up pulling a chunk of her hair out.
The Caveman by G_Love January 28, 2005

Retarded Caveman 

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

Going Caveman 

Verb.

Knocking someone out with a blunt object then having your way with them.
Jim: I read about that guy on the news...
Bob: What guy?
Jim: The guy who decided going caveman on prostitutes was a good idea if he dumped them in an alley way.
Bob: Oh. That guy. Me too.
Going Caveman by Jackass2011 August 12, 2011

Go Caveman 

the act of being so pissed off that you lose your shit and act like a caveman
to go caveman:joey had enough of derek and finally went caveman one night.he slammed his head in a car door,head butted him like 20 times on the ground then bit his cheek
Go Caveman by capt. caveman April 19, 2010