Caveman Cable

Sitting and watching a campfire.

Dude, it's getting dark. Let's grab a beer and watch some Caveman Cable.

by Griff the Impaler June 27, 2023

Pull A Caveman

Hitting someone over the head and dragging them to a location in which to be fucked unconsciously

Bro, Ima Pull A Caveman on that hot bitch in my biology class

by Krizpy April 25, 2012

big dummy caveman

a person who does extremely dumb things and has an unruly beard.

Did you hear about the big Dummy Caveman who opened a bottle of chemicals with a steel knife and got it all in his eyes and then set his beard on fire?

by meowa03 January 10, 2017

caveman

a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks

C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

Caveman

A caveman is just like a donkey punch except you use a club instead of your fist.

See Donkey Punch for info.

Dude I totally gave your mom a caveman last night.

by RayRay/3van November 3, 2006

caveman

A homeless man who walks the streets in Kitchener, Ontario (particularly King street) who has long dread locks and a prominent brow. This man may have a drinking problem and positive skills with a HAM radio

There's Caveman, he seems to be resting on the stoop of our building once again. How pungent

by T Diddy August 10, 2003

caveman brain

When someone manages to use less brainpower than physically capable.

Man 1: Hey, what's 27 + 3?
Man 2: 31
Man 1: Do you have a caveman brain?

by negrotoned_ January 12, 2021