A thick, untrimmed patch of hair that a female grows out on her pubic area that makes her vagina harder to find.
I swear that this this girl I went down on last night had a majic carpet covering her snatch because I literally needed a flashlight and a comb to find it. It reminded me of the girl we used to call sascrotch
by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015
by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 11, 2005
by kmac_1313 August 18, 2004
The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.
(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
by queenofskitzerland June 24, 2015
Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.
Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
by Technium February 20, 2018
When a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again.
by Stampa September 06, 2015
When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.
by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017