French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean

After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple

by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019

Carmel High school

Carmel High school (previously known as the golden ghetto) almost has more cops in the building then students. Kids can’t look one way without seeing a cop or administrator in the commons. The school is commonly known for their god awful math teachers as well as their attempts to show their “awareness” for mental health problems and bullying. The bathrooms stalls are always full with kids juuling and not actually using the bathroom and some of the sinks spew out brown water (if some kid hasn’t broken it yet). If you’re a Carmel student and haven’t gotten drunk and had a threesome are you really enjoying your high school experience?

“Yo Chris did you hear about that Carmel party this past this past weekend?
“Yea bro why?”
“Did you hear about the threesome that happened?”
“Which one?”

That’s Carmel High School for ya

by bonbonbobby March 8, 2019

Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 5, 2019

carmel appe

When monkeys give each other blow jobs

when one monkey gives a carmel appe they are well...

by penis.head13 October 22, 2017

carmell

This girl is the best person you will ever meet

You are such a carmell

by Kika57 January 21, 2018

Carmel the stupid bitch

A sometimes annoying girl that can be the equivalent to a idiot female dog hence stupid bitch. a Carmel is proud to be a stupid bitch and embraces the fact she isn’t any normal bitch she is a stupid one. The stupid bitch is unique and has normally has the first name or nickname of Carmel.

Antonym - A nice decent and very normal person.
e.g. an Avi

Carmel the stupid bitch said she wanted a mug saying she is a stupid bitch

by Avz1up February 11, 2018

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017