Carmel High school (previously known as the golden ghetto) almost has more cops in the building then students. Kids can’t look one way without seeing a cop or administrator in the commons. The school is commonly known for their god awful math teachers as well as their attempts to show their “awareness” for mental health problems and bullying. The bathrooms stalls are always full with kids juuling and not actually using the bathroom and some of the sinks spew out brown water (if some kid hasn’t broken it yet). If you’re a Carmel student and haven’t gotten drunk and had a threesome are you really enjoying your high school experience?
“Yo Chris did you hear about that Carmel party this past this past weekend?
“Yea bro why?”
“Did you hear about the threesome that happened?”
“Which one?”
That’s Carmel High School for ya
“Yea bro why?”
“Did you hear about the threesome that happened?”
“Which one?”
That’s Carmel High School for ya
by bonbonbobby March 8, 2019

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening
by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020

A sweet loving dessert that you could eat all the time. It is also a guy or girl who loves to party and sometime is a pain I'm the butt
by Lola ramoch November 3, 2021

When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.
Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.
by David Looptocus March 24, 2024

When a strong man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the proceeds to turn around and defecates into her mouth. She gargles the waste in her mouth and then spits it onto the mans chest and swirls it with her tongue.
by codybrub August 15, 2012

When a dude pulls his dick out of a girls ass then flips her on her back to blow his load on her stomach mixing cum and shit together to make a carmel colored wastecoat
by Gooeytomato March 25, 2021

Cares more about kids wearing name tags and kids being on their phones than bullying and Oscar list type stuff. Like seriously? And Mr Nylen’s rbf and intimidating glares at students isn’t helping the situation. Yall don’t even deal with the ACTUAL problems in the school. Some little freshman kid was probably about to end up locked into the fine arts bathroom with Oscar doing god knows what, while you were yelling at some poor kid for not wearing their name tag. It’s so dumb. And you guys don’t actually care about the students well being. Let’s be for real. You have your favorites. The “popular kids”. And you ignore everyone else’s problems. Kids will be bullying one kid, and when that kid retaliates, you guys get THAT kid in trouble, not the ones actually bullying them. We need new administration. But we still love you doctor A!
I’m walking past Carmel catholic administration. Lemme make sure I have my name tag on, and avoid eye contact with the deans.
by ccanonymous January 24, 2025
