Carlos

A type of guy who wants girls for one thing, sex. These guys are usually douche bags who wear tank tops, backwards hats( Vans, Fox, Metal Mullisha, etc.), skinny or sometimes baggy jeans, or even board shorts, and heavily shaded glasses(Spy, Oakley, etc), sometimes tattoos. These guys are obsessed with personal appearance and work out for hours on a regular basis. Carlos' usually smoke cigarettes and drive American made cars thinking there the coolest shit ever. Carlos' treat their girlfriends like dirt but for some reason the girl still stays. Girls find Carlos' irresistible even though their assholes. Activities of a Carlos include, talking about or even fixing up cars, smoking cigarettes, getting drunk, working out, getting tattoos, and treating girlfriends like shit, but it's ok, girls like bad boys even though they deny it.

guy 1: damn! look at that girl! she's so hot! I would kill to date her!
guy 2: Pshh, yeah right, look at her boyfriend; bro's wearing a tank top, smoking a cigarette and checking out other chicks, fucking Carlos.

Girlfriend says to Carlos: oh babe, I love you!
Carlos: huh, oh yeah, love you too. *looks at girl passing him* damn look at that babe, she's fucking hot, I'd hit that!
*Girlfriend rolls eyes, and wraps her arms around his waist while he puffs away on another cancer stick*

by jkadafiffi August 22, 2011

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a teenage male, who was a great friend, likes to wrestle, has kissed a paige and an erin, has a downsyndrome dog named chewy, likes to eat bagles, could live off of chocolate covered espresso beans, only disney movie he has seen is mulan 2, always there whe you need him or for a good laugh. likes seeing penises on omegle. all the time.

"look at that kid whos really cool, he must be a carlo"

by lance&garret November 25, 2010

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