candleing

When you light a candle and poor the hot wax in her asshole. Then fuck it to break the hard wax.

My girl wanted me to candle her last night. We love candleing.

by KoxJkidd69 March 9, 2017

caralee

SEXY, bootylicious, hot as fuck. bestfraan

gonna go see mah caralee.

by apersonwithavag October 17, 2008

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Carled

When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.

"Why is that chav bleeding?"

"Oh, he just got carled."

by Unluckyjoe April 1, 2007

candles lit

In the escort world it means to be ready for a customer

Sorry, I don't have my candles lit till 10

by hoho12354 April 11, 2009

cardenated

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.

"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1

by avecsellers July 1, 2010

Candle Monster

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.

The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.

by candlewithoutaface December 4, 2010