Coopering

The effects of crying (and/or swimming) while wearing black eyeliner.. when it runs down your face and you look like Alice Cooper.

"With all that eye liner, God forbid she starts crying.. she'll look like Alice Cooper."
(crying) "Who's Alice Cooper? Is she pretty??"

-Cougar Town

"She's totally coopering. Amateur move not wearing waterproof to a late night pool party."

by cougbow November 12, 2012

comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.

The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.

by Jomali January 12, 2015

mampering

Pampering for a man

I went to the spa this weekend and had a great mampering

by Bibbler July 28, 2016

camping bush

When a woman's pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast.

Rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.

by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2017

cantering chloe

cantering chloe is an amazing person, this person is quite happy but can have an off day now and again. This person is a very caring person and is taken for granted. If you know a chloe keep her in your life.

a cantering chloe is so rare

by kxnny February 5, 2018

Camping

Term used by gay men to describe the area they hang out to meet other men for sex.

Camping out in the train station waiting for the next train to arrive hopefully a hot man will get off willing ready to have some casual fun with.

by Mackerel Man September 16, 2020