Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

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Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!

by Cyril April 16, 2017

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to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

by FairyWings November 02, 2004

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Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw October 19, 2007

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An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 17, 2007

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Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

by swanybeast69 June 26, 2010

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When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit

by Hehehe🔥 June 30, 2018

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