Calynd

A Boy who is trying to hookup with bitties on a regular basis. Also somebody who gets their penis wet often.

That calynd is always with bitties. I also heard he was trying to hookup with Casey

by Mr. Delaware July 14, 2009

calendary

the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!

argh we wantcher booty!

Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.

by obiedobie November 30, 2005

penis calendar

A humourously annoying person, sometimes affectionately refered to as a jew or an asshat.

Daniel, quit being a penis calendar, you silly man!

by Ian and Dan August 30, 2008

calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010

day-by-day calendar

MOORPARK RESIDENTS ENJOY A COMMUNAL DUMP
actual newspaper headline

eat. spit. be happy.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

calendarize

(V): The action of placing an event or occurrence onto a calendar.

I need to calendarize my dentist appointment.

by tilo February 12, 2006

calena

Calena a nice pretty girl with a nice ass and who only dates black guys and can be very obnoxious at sometimes

Bro have u seen Calena I want to smash.

by SavageDog34 May 29, 2017