Corn Cufflink

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

by L.C.M April 26, 2011

Fur Cuffed

Fisting an extremely hairy, bushy anus up to the wrist line.

May also apply to fisting of an overly bushy vagina.

He bent over so I could fist his ass and it looked like a mink farm down there. So I got fur cuffed.

Rachel fur cuffed me last night with that hairy beaver of hers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

The Genital Cuff

Grabbing someones nuts in a manner that makes them harken to what options they might have before their nuts are ruined. Mainly done to calm down retards.

"Rupret, do you want the genital cuff?"

by noschitt71 December 21, 2008

cuffing

when a guy doesn't let his girlfriend have any guy friends.

John was cuffing his girlfriend all night.

by king tom April 15, 2009

french cuff

A variation on fellatio where the person performing the act wraps their hand around shaft of the penis behind the balls and uses their thumb to push the balls up against the shaft. Then, while taking as much of the shaft into their mouth as possible, they stick out their tongue and swirl it on the pressed-up balls.

My girl gave me a french cuff last night! I felt like a porn star!

by CrusherJoe January 24, 2011

Cuff

To protect or overprotect a boy/girlfried in fear that he/she might find interest in someone else. Another way of cuffing is announcing a relationship loudly around a large crowd rather verbally or physically. Think of it as a relationship leash, or handcuffs (thats what it is originated from anyway)

That dude gets any girl he wants in the club. You Better cuff yo girl...

You Dont Let Her Go Nowhere! Are You Gonna Cuff Her Forever?

by YoungChief The Meff a Dondotta September 16, 2007

finger cuff

to fuck a girl from both ends, oral and anal, "like a pair of goddamn chinese finger cuffs."
see Chasing Amy. not the word; the movie. i'm serious, go see it.

we were fucking mary-jane the other night, when we started finger-cuffing her.

by Bob Smithly April 19, 2003