Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

Crystal

The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad

My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky

by Maddiegracefrontz February 1, 2021

Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

Crystal Methican

A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.

"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"

by numpy October 17, 2013

Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

by Emance March 19, 2017

Crystal pistol

Meth pipe

Pass me the crystal pistol I wanna get lit and off my dick

Pass me the crystal pistol and I’ll suck your cok clean off your hips (Erin withers aka Smithers saying)

by Meth pipe June 16, 2021

Crystal lesbian

A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them

Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.

by Letroser July 19, 2023