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Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.
"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"
by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019
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Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
by rsablue September 17, 2021
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Crock-potted

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"
by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016
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The Bon Crock

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock
by Bon Soc February 7, 2022
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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore
I have created a crock monster
by Lil red ridding hood June 7, 2017
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Crock Pot

Crock Pot weed; the type of weed that takes a second to hit. You get crockpot high from smoking it.
Like a crockpot slow cooking some baby back ribs it, takes a long time to start cooking.
Person 1: "Yo, im not really feeling it."
Person 2: "That's that crock pot weed, give it a second to cook."

*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 1: "Yo I'm friieedddd"
by zoeacadiafiyi June 24, 2024
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