Crock Pot

Crock Pot weed; the type of weed that takes a second to hit. You get crockpot high from smoking it.
Like a crockpot slow cooking some baby back ribs it, takes a long time to start cooking.

Person 1: "Yo, im not really feeling it."
Person 2: "That's that crock pot weed, give it a second to cook."

*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 1: "Yo I'm friieedddd"

by zoeacadiafiyi June 24, 2024

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Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 19, 2023

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stir the crock

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

by DJ Jeff March 12, 2007

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Crock Bucky

A phrase commonly used in the Deep South region of the United States, referring to a large, rectangular bucket used by hunters to catch large alligators.

And then I told Jim that Home Depot still had Crock Buckys

by CrockBucky77 July 10, 2018

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Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

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