Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.
When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.
by Impallallamballa March 09, 2019
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People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.
“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods
“The people critters”
by Peoplecritters August 18, 2023
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critter snatch

A vagina with crabs
I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me
by Rowdope April 15, 2014
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Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 07, 2010
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crispy critter

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village
by william westmoreland October 25, 2023
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Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.
That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.
by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022
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